2 hours worth of attempts = 10/13 H - pretty sick. I'm amazed we killed the boss at all, honestly, considering there isn't yet a guide for it posted on the premier blog for killer WoW strats.
Nice work everyone - onward to the worst boss ever conceived by man, represented below by the site-graphic equivalent.
We killed Durumu in roughly one night of attempts despite Mana flying off the platform every third attempt (for tips, visit his blog!). Excellent job folks, way to define premier.
US #34 10man, #78 Overall
Even used the proper screenshot for the main page this time and Donny STILL isn't in it! Grats buds.
Awesome job killing TWO new bosses this week to bring us to 8/13 HM and truly cement ourselves as the ONE TRUE PREMIER GUILD ON CHO'GALL (srsly).
Click this shit to see the picture everyone else won't bitch about!
Pretty sure the text inthis image is off-center - cool story bro see if I care...
US #35 10-man, #85 Overall
So we killed this boss on 10-man which I basically equate to how great I felt the first time I jerked off. US #49 kill for 10-man, meanwhile nearly 250 guilds have killed it on 25. It's cool, 25 is the hard shit.
Click the cool table flip to see the proper ryx-approved screen!
US 45 10-man, 97 Overall
<Devierum> moves to 6/12H, US 100 overall, US 50 10-man with this realm-first kill of the Heroic Council. Nicely done everybody, less than 25 pulls overall!
Actually tbh this screenshot is pretty good looking, I just like shitting on ryx...
Iron Qon died and we only had like 1-2 deaths to tornados with not a demon gate to be seen! Mind over matter, kiddies, that's the lesson here! This kill puts us at US 112 overalland US 58 for 10-man! Grats buds!
This isn't the best screenshot we've ever taken but LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN' TABLE! THE FOOD IS FLYING FUCKIN' EVERYWHERE! AMG!!!!!!
MUST TWO HEAL ALL THINGS owait
Thanks for not kicking turtles when the bats pass through mana, not like I wanted a rank 1 parse or anything.
This kill is dedicated to Ryxsyn, whose sage advice following nearly four hours of elemental shaman practice granted us the final strategies necessary to take down this giant fucking dinosaur. In Ryx We Trust, All Others Pay Cash. E Pluribus Anus.
This was a pretty cool fight tbh, but more importantly we finally learned definitively that Unholy > Frost for mad phat deeps. Grats all on another server first!
"Bajingo and Dranosh both died and still parsed #3 on WoL - just goes to show what the Unholy competition is like." - Keath "Always Smoth. Always" Stone
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And apparently this happened:
It's cool bro, it doesn't mean you got a limp dick or nuthin'...
And guess what he dropped? Double leather! Grats Justin, now go get you some Fishy McNuggies!
Here lies a bleak reminder of what raiding would be like all the time if Core wasn't a complete shitbag. Also I got loot so hooray!
This boss died kinda like Amber-Shaper - everyone died along with him. Difference was Bajingo rather than Sticky was the last man standing via gallantry and justice. Oh and grats double mail cuz why the fuck not.
Thanks to Manamcnuggies for stepping up to tank this boss while his blushing bride shat and puked her intestines out. I guess if you really fucking love tater tots and $0.79 tacos it's all worth it, amirite?
Guess what we got for loot? If you guessed "Shit", you win a kick in the balls. Core was missing so we DE'd a heroic agi ring, but he was in the shower with young hairless tennis players, so who really lost, right? The children, that's who.
Got this bro after about 60 minutes of work tonight - well done everyone. A most distinguished kill, at that.
It's pretty tough to come up with titles for these posts that aren't super gay. Anyway, we killed these bros while Demee reset his router and was never heard from again.
Grats all - very clean kill.
So this took a while but somehow we still managed to kill it fast enough to take #3 on the server, so gg I guess.
Oh, and grats shitty ass loot.
We also killed Heroic Elegon tonight in 10 pulls cuz we hard like J-Renner in Bourne Supremacy, bitch.
Nice jorb folks - 2 new kills within an hour. Well done :D
Gara'jal died cuz Wyle didn't have better shit to do tonight pmuch. Meters are completely inaccurate but everyone agree's that Core is the basement dweller on this fight. GG attonement, yay first kill.
